Littlest damn things

I wrote this for an incredibly cute, stuck up his own ass kinda guy. I mean, seriously, he probably can't see, his head is so far up. Nice eye candy, bad choice personality. Ugh. Also, he's in a band, so he's always singing. No joke.





Oh my, you've got perfect eyes
The best I've ever seen.
Oh gosh, check out your abs
The best a guy could win.
Oh Lord, look at how cute you are!
But wait one minute;
What d'you mean you "know it"?

Now overconfidence is no blessing
I think you should have that for your first lesson
First period with you is so depressing
Do you have a problem?
With working with someone who doesn't always sing?
Talking to someone who doesn't always win;
All the smallest of the littlest damn things?
Oh my gosh you're an asshole!

First impressions can be cruel,
But when I saw you I knew,
You're so fit, you're divine,
But that thought is all that's occupying your mind...


Now overconfidence is no blessing,
I think you should have that for your first lesson
First period with you is so depressing
Do you have a problem?
With working with someone who doesn’t always sing?
Talking to someone who doesn’t always win
All the smallest of the littlest things?
Oh my gosh you’re an asshole!

I'm just saying this so you get the picture

No need to do anything drastic like fix my

Face on backwards, I really don't need it

I'm a girl, I don't like being hit!

Now overconfidence is no blessing,
I think you should have that for your first lesson
First period with you is so depressing
Do you have a problem?
With working with someone who doesn’t always sing?
Talking to someone who doesn’t always win
All the smallest of the littlest things?
Oh my gosh you’re an asshole...