I’ve been playing this since early morning.
I hate this piece it’s fucking boring
All the slurs and double crosses
Make my eyes see reddish blotches
My music teacher’s gonna kill me
‘Cos I hardly ever practice
I’ve got this real expensive cello
But all I wanna do is smash it
I remember the first time I saw this piece,
I glared at it, it glared at me
A ragged mess of notes and black lines
Made me think; I hate this shit!