"I did actually try to say 'HHHHHHHHHH'. that's how cool I am. (Let's ignore the part where I also failed)"
"BRB. Crawling under this rock."
"im not allowed to cook... i burned salad. true story."
"hmmmm~ another slave? i suppose i can take you. just be glad i pay in brownies..."
"My new favorite word: haboob"
"That reminds me of flan"
"KAYLA IS A NINJA. MAYBE SHE'S STEALING OUR CAKE!!"
"MEI IF YOU WERE NORMAL, THEN SO WOULD CHARLIE SHEEN."
"Yeah little boy Uterus... He is our pride and joy.
He will be a pimp just like me ;)"
"Didn't my swagger give it away? I drink beer, swear like a sailor, whistle at women as they walk by, play hockey and have a firm buttocks that the ladies just can't resist."
"Don't be like me and get stuck with 20 kids, a mistress, and a stalker who's cheating on her uninterested boyfriend.
It won't work out in the end.
True story. "
"Only a few bite and you might get licked by the occasional person, but otherwise, we're totally normal. :sean:
"Well mei, when a donkey and a dragon love each other very much they have special dragon and donkey hugs."
BECAUS THEYRE DOGS
AND I USED A CAT SOUND"